Rules for Next Week's Birthday Celebrations

1. No getting sick with strep throat. (check)
2. Yelling at the birthday girl and/or making her cry has been upgraded to an offense worthy of capital punishment. Anyone that does this (again!) will be asked to step outside by my black belted bf and his geekly gang of goons.
3. Everyone will have an AWESOME time.
4. No "obligatory" gifts. This means, unless you're a really close friend and/or just want to, please abstain from giving a gift because it's "socially acceptable." You can either buy me a drink or donate money to either the Ronald McDonald House and/or any local Women's Shelter.
5. PARTY!!!