New Rules: Drinking

1. No sitting in the front seat when being carted around town.
2. No operating computers or other communication devices.
3. No thinking that you are actually relevant in the big scheme of things in any way, shape, or form. This means no climbinbg on top of things and announcing that you have the key to the universe or know how to cure cancer.
4. No making eye contact with other people in the room. There's something about booze that makes it hard to break a gaze and that just freaks people out.
5. No talking. To anyone. About anything. Period.