Wednesday in Review

12:01am...and I'm hiding in the shrubs outside of the Applied Science Building, waiting to ambush people (Gibson, Mac, Aaron, Evan or whoever else should walk by) with my watergun. Watched Kortni and Misty perform drive by water gun shootings on random boys. Helped Misty with HTML. Ate a damn good chicken salad sandwich (thanks Katie!). Played Super Dodgeball and then went to bed. Woke up. Made business calls. Did internet research. Made more phone calls. Talked to Ames. Bathed and groomed. Monitored computer lab. Mapquested for a girlfriend. Drank some sweet, sweet Raspberry Flavored Dasani Water. Consulted with faculty members. Showed off my mad linguistic skills. Helped deliver an I-Pod Shuffle to the newsroom. Watched all 3+ hours of All-Campus Sing (highlights: Big Dave's Solo, The Sig Eps playing Blues Brothers and winning, The Honors Program kids doing School House Rock better than we could ever have done it). Los Portales with Katie, Lynelle, and Belcher. Walked the big block. Five episodes of Sex and the City. Computing. Computing. Facial mask that smells like burning tires (clear skin, here I come!). Petoria episode of Family Guy. Emails. Super Dodgeball. Bed.