Top 5 Things Found in Closet While Cleaning Today

1. Bullhorn (kept, dusted, and replaced batteries)
2. A bag of socks with no mates (gave to salvation army...maybe there's a one-footed person that can use them)
3. Rubbers (had a hearty laugh as to why I'd need such a thing and hid them in the medicine cabinet behind my bottle of Jim Beam...yes, I keep a bottle of whiskey in the medicine cabinet because it's for medicinal purposes)
4. A copy of CFR 1910.120 (That's the Hazardous Materials Response OSHA standard for those of you not in the know)
5. 3 Boxes of uneaten girlscout cookies...these came into my possession in February, I think I'll just toss 'em