Top 5 Things No Amount of Book-Learnin' Can Prepare You For

1. Telling someone they are laid off and won't have a job in 60 days
2. Telling someone they are laid off and won't have a job in 60 days because someone has more union seniority than they do
3. Telling someone that after 30+ years, they will probably be laid off soon because the steward (with less than 5 years) is taking their job
4. Telling someone they are being bumped out of their job and going to another facility
5. Telling someone that their work cell is again being closed due to low work and giving them the forms to file for unemployment for yet another week