How Not to Woo via Online Dating

I tried the online dating thing again (first time was so that I could go speed dating with Andra) and this foray lasted 6 days. The exchange that prompted my retirement went something like this:

Dude: Want to meet for breakfast? (talking to a fellow 3rd shifter)
Me: Sure, sounds good. Thursday work?
Dude: That'd be good. Could you pick me up from work? I got a DUI and lost my license.
Me: ....

And that hat was hung up and that's it for me. Oh, and the endless barrage of messages from baby daddys and 60-year olds.

Online dating? I'm breaking up with you