The Current Alphabet, Part One

The ABCs of what's hip and hot in my Murray these days...

A is for Alcohol

Duh.

B is for BangBus

Combine hard core porn and a moving short bus and you've got this winning combination which makes for great group viewing and commentary. It's also fun to watch people's reaction when they learn it's all fake (like wrestling).

C is for Cooking to Hook Up

Consider this book a battle plan for dating and relating. It lines up everything from what to cook to what to wear to what books to have on the coffee table and what music to play on the important night. Besides, I figure strategy is a two-way street and while I'm not set on catching myself a girl, it can't hurt in luring in the guys.

D is for Dolphins

Did you know that they are sexually very human like? Dolphins do it for fun, do it with themselves, and do it with dolphins of the same gender. However, gay-dolphin marriage isn't recognized by Atlantis, so they mus settle for commitment ceremonies and go without tax breaks.

E is for Evangelists

The one week I decide to go to Louisville, some religious nut-job comes to MSU and promises fire and brimstone for us all. While we didn't get fire and brimstone, we did get some rain and an 80% chance of thundershowers.

F is for Fights in the Quad

Tonight, I donned a robe and a towel and watched as Gibson and Drew "fought" over my status in a nativity scene as part of the Racer Patrol paradoy which will air on MSU News-11. Which was better-the towel smack, the near-pants drop, or the sirens that filled the air as we wrapped the scene?