Save You

To the best of my knowledge, I am now certified in CPR - the art and science of bringing people back from the dead.

If you choose to have a medical emergency, I assure you that it's all right to have it in my presence, for it's my policy to attempt to save the life of anyone who has ever read my blog.

We'll see how the next eleven weeks of First Responder certification go, but I'm sure I'll be freaked out and upset multiple times before all of this is over. Yet, at the same time, I'm pretty excited about being able to help, even if it's until real help gets there.

However, I still can't get over what we were told tonight. "I can never recall performing CPR and NOT breaking someone's ribs."

Yikes