"Cause She's Younger than You Therefore It Costs Less to Date Her" aka the Weirdest Dream Ever

This morning, I woke up literally wearing the look of 'wtf' all over my face. Like, when I stepped into the bathroom to put in my contacts, I still had that 'woah' look plastered on my mug. So, having some spare time on my hands, I went to ye olde dream dictionary to figure out what was up.

Here are some of the interpretations of things that were in my dream:

Refrigerator
To see or open a refrigerator in your dream, represents your chilling personality and/or cold emotions. The dream may also be telling you need to put some goal, plan, or situation on hold. Alternatively, it signifies that you have found and accomplished what you have been unconsciously seeking.

Marriage
To see a marriage in your dream, signifies commitment, harmony or transitional period. You are undergoing an important developmental phase in your life. The dream may also represent the unification of formerly separate or opposite aspects of yourself. In particular, it is the union of masculine or feminine aspects of yourself.�Consider the qualities and characteristics of the person that you are marrying. These are the qualities that you need to look at incorporating within yourself.

Hotel
To see a hotel in your dream, signifies a new state of mind or a shift in personal identity. You need to move away from your old habits and old way of thinking. Or you feel the need to temporarily escape from your daily life.

Carpet
To see a carpet in your dream, represents your way of protecting yourself from life's harsh realities. Alternatively, a carpet symbolizes luxury, comfort or richness. Consider the condition and designs of the carpet. Are you hiding something and sweeping it under the carpet?

Ammonia
To see ammonia in your dream, signifies that you will experience some distress over the behavior of a friend which will result in a strain or separation of the friendship.

Limousine
To see a limousine in your dream, indicates that you have an exaggerated sense of self-worth and self-importance. You may also feel the need to show off and impress others. In addition to the above, if the limousine is black, then it suggests that your are unwilling to make changes or yield to others. Alternatively, it may symbolize prestige, wealth, and power.

Prom
To dream that you are at a prom, represents cycles and the passage of time. This dream signals an end to something and the beginning of something else. This dream may also signify your anticipation of your own upcoming prom in real life.

Blond
To see a blond person in your dream, suggests that you need to enjoy life and live it up. Be a little glamorous.

Sandwich
To see a sandwich in your dream, suggests that a lot of pressure and stress is being put on you. It also reflects your ability to do two things at once. However, sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich.

Bathroom
To dream that you are in the bathroom, relates to your instinctual urges. You may be experiencing some burdens/feelings and need to "relieve yourself". Alternatively, it may symbolize purification and self-renewal. You need to cleanse yourself, both emotionally and psychologically

Compact Disc
To see� a compact disc in your dream, represents a need for enjoyment or a distraction.� It denotes opportunities and possibilities. Consider the type of music and the title of the compact disc. If you are giving away the CD, you may be trying to convey a message to that person within the songs.

Army
To see the army in your dream, symbolizes an overpowering force working against you. You may feel outnumbered or pressured and unable to deal/overcome this situation.

To dream that you join the army, suggests your feelings of superiority. You feel that no one is any match for you.