The Old Apartment Quiz

When I shut the door for good on my old apartment last night, did I say:

A) Sayonara Scumhole!
B) Farewell, Chronic Couch
C) Goodbye Pile of Vomit on the Walkway
D) I'm Outta Here

The Answer is C: Someone puked on the walkway sometime in early October and there it stayed until someone hosed off the walks in mid-December. I was actually excited that afternoon because the dried vomit was no where to be seen. Alas, when the side walk dried, it's stain was there and as the days have passed, I swear the vomit returned. It's there forever and nothing can be done to change that.