The Pan-pants

Familiar with greek mythology? Remember Pan? The guy with the legs of a goat and a whistle? I have these great Bill Blass "velveteen jeans" which are brown, fuzzy, very comfortable, but look nice enough to work as pin attire/church clothes. However, whenever I wear them (especially with heels), every time I look down and see the brown, fuzzy legs attached to my body, I feel like Pan. Could someone get me a whistle?